My Grown Up Christmas Wish List...

Every year… my mother asks me what I want for Christmas so this year I’ve decided to keep it simple for her. Here it is… for those of you who know my mom know that I am just kidding. I love her to pieces but like all parental units sometimes they can be well a bit much. I mean I am 32 years old but to my mother I am still just 16. So I am really just posting this to get a rise, a laugh and keep it light…

also... should my humor get lost on some of you out there... this is strictly meant to be SARCASTIC!

Despite her Glen Beck Fanaticism … She is still the best Mom Ever! I love You Mom!!!!!!!!!

MY GROWN UP CHRISTMAS WISH LIST....

1) A Hookah 

2) A Tramp Stamp 

3) My very first Prius 

4) Broadway Tickets to see CATS 

5) The Complete Monty Python Collection

 

6) A DNC Donation Contribution… 

7) Book Titled... All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From A Hipster

8) An OBAMA 2012 Campaign Contribution

9) The Michael Moore Documentary Box Set Collection

…. And last but not least

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10) My very own first Marijuana Plant... YAY! Legalize that Ish!