My Grown Up Christmas Wish List...

Every year… my mother asks me what I want for Christmas so this year I’ve decided to keep it simple for her. Here it is… for those of you who know my mom know that I am just kidding. I love her to pieces but like all parental units sometimes they can be well a bit much. I mean I am 32 years old but to my mother I am still just 16. So I am really just posting this to get a rise, a laugh and keep it light…

also... should my humor get lost on some of you out there... this is strictly meant to be SARCASTIC!

Despite her Glen Beck Fanaticism … She is still the best Mom Ever! I love You Mom!!!!!!!!!

MY GROWN UP CHRISTMAS WISH LIST....

1) A Hookah 

2) A Tramp Stamp 

3) My very first Prius 

4) Broadway Tickets to see CATS 

5) The Complete Monty Python Collection

 

6) A DNC Donation Contribution… 

7) Book Titled... All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From A Hipster

8) An OBAMA 2012 Campaign Contribution

9) The Michael Moore Documentary Box Set Collection

…. And last but not least

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10) My very own first Marijuana Plant... YAY! Legalize that Ish!

Billy and The Turkey! November 2011

 

Mmmm... I am so grateful for the love of my man!!! Not only is he all around my best friend and confidant he's also my own personal chef. This was taken at our old place in Pasadena ... Our last Turkey Day at our old apartment. :)

Few things in life are free and the love of those we care about is one of them. If we just stop to look around us and appreciate those that are there for us, the world would be a much better place.

Too many times in life we neglect opportunities to verbalize how we feel towards one another and then sadly time catches up with us and we lose valuable time to say how we really feel.

Tell those you love everyday how you feel about them... cherish the moments together for tomorrow is not promised.

Dear Santa ...

To the North POLE
(Please hand to the Fat Bastard in a Red Suit… )


Dear Santa

This year I’ve been good…. I think. Well maybe marginally. I mean there was the time, I did skin the cat but I promised not to do that again. I also promise not to experiment on goldfish humping carpets anymore. But you gotta admit for those first 30 seconds Nemo was quite talented! He'll be missed.

Oh and well actually there was the time I broke into my neighbors house but only because he asked me to because you see...he was locked out. I swear! And while breaking into houses is not something I'd choose to make a career out of.. you have to admit all those times I cut school and broke in at home through the bathroom window, came in quite handy. So you see I was really just helping him out. I should get a badge or something… work on it. I appreciate chya.

And yes... yes... let us not forget the time that that I did eat most of the Halloween candy that wasn’t mine, but it was only the chocolate ones. And only because it would have gone to waste and it was a hot October … and it would’ve melted, honest. Try going through chocolate withdrawals when pmsing... just ask Ms. Claus... oh wait she's an old hag. I mean... I love her she's a really nice lady with a a big tokus..

I think that about sums it up. So please if you would be so kind I could really use the following… (See page attached!) Thanks… and P.S. I promise not to spike your egg nog and make you those special cookies again this year. Although c’mon a gacked out drunk Santa is pretty f…. umm I mean pretty darn funny,

:Love, Me… (arie)
XOXO